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  • admin 4:47 am on May 10, 2014 Permalink  

    Finding a pillow 

    pillows for sleepMy head, oh my head, how it pains me so.  So much more than you can ever know.  Each night I go to bed and rest.  But really sleep is no fun, it is a test.

    I try to fall asleep quickly, and when I do, I’m not discouraged, I’m thinking of you.

    You not a lover, nor a friend, you is a Best Saatva luxury firm mattress review as my test!

    Why the poem?

    Friends, falling asleep quickly really comes down to one item for me, the pillow.  Everyone always says that a bed, or how you spend the day, or even a mattress is the most important thing.  I just watched some reviews of Saatva mattresses, and it was all so lame and not true.  Absolutely not true, and I’m very upset that these lies are being propagated around the nation.

    Pillows are what really support the head, neck, and shoulders.  No mattress can do that, our body just isn’t shaped properly.  A well placed pillow also aligns the spine and stabilizes the legs.  Sounds like the pillows are doing all the hard work, why does everyone still talk about mattresses?

    Friends, the pillow revolution is coming.  No, I’m not talking about pillow tops for mattresses.  I hope that’s clear now.  I’m saying pure pillow magic time.  This unappreciated sleep accessory is finally going to have its day, and that day is now.

  • admin 3:54 pm on March 23, 2014 Permalink  

    Breast Implants turn me on 

    Breast enhancementSo yeah, I’m that guy. I love a good boob job, breast enhancement, whatever you want to call it.  And I’m not talking about downsizing, I’m talking about bulking up.  Taking that C cup by the horns and riding it all throughout the night.  Plastic surgeons are like Batman or Superman to me, my super heroes that always save the day.  Thanks guys.

    There’s just something special about a girl who takes action as well.  Plenty of girls are not happy about it, and just whine whine whine.  If you’re unhappy, do something about it.  If you’re fat, go on a diet.  If you’ve got ugly hair, go get a haircut.  If you don’t like your boobs, go get a breast enhancement.  Plenty of girls near me have gotten a breast enhancement in New Albany OH, some small stupid town that no one has ever heard of.  If they’re doing it here, girls across the globe should be doing it, and that’s a fact.

    Honestly, I don’t see any reason why you wouldn’t do it.  I mean it’s safe, right?  You never hear about a boob job going wrong, either medically or visually.  It’s not like a face lift, which can leave you looking like a freak.  It always turns out well, and it’s always appreciated.  I guess the cost could be prohibitive for some, but really, is there any other investment that will have such a great return?  It’s not like you can put some money in the stock market and garner the attention of every man, EVER.  I just really recommend this practice, I think it’s a wonderful thing. Check out some great information I found at Plasticity Health.

    I had a girlfriend a few years ago who got a breast enhancement while we were dating.  She broke up with me about 2 months later because she was getting so much attention.  And I mean, good for her.  She decided she wanted to trade up, and she did something about it.  I wasn’t the happiest at the time, but I’m glad she took a step to become more confident and happy.  And generally, my philosophy is, the more fake boobs in this world, the better.

    In the end, it’s better to be happy with yourself than not make a change and remain unhappy, and I’ll stick to that.  And as a man in this world, I definitely appreciate a big busty gal.  Go for it ladies!


  • admin 3:57 am on March 18, 2014 Permalink  

    Be friends with girls 

    Why is this never me?

    I know what you’re thinking, you are always trying to get out of the friend zone.  Which is a terrible epidemic I’ve experienced in my life for sure.  But then lies the question, what if you don’t have that issue?  I happen to be a super charming male who rarely ends up in the friend zone, and always piss off these girls!  I hang out with her a few times, in groups, sometimes alone, and I don’t date them; what do I do?  I still like them, I’d still like to have a relationship with these women, I just don’t want to date them.  Yet I always end up being the bad guy, being the guy that lead the girl on, the total jackass that doesn’t realize he’s doing it, whatever.  Seems weekly at this point, and I’m pissed about it.

    So I’m asking the question…how do I get INTO the friend zone?  And stay there?  And still get to spend time with girls, discuss interesting aspects of their lives, have a real relationship?  I get, for a lot of guys this is the dumbest question you can ask…but I value relationships, and I want to make great ones, with both guys and girls (and yes, I see how making comments like that doesn’t help my case).

    So what are the steps?  I’m not going to ugly myself up, because that would just be creepy/weird and that would hurt when I actually do want to get with a girl.  I can try to be less outgoing?  More outgoing?  Annoying more frequently?

    The best advice I’ve gotten is to get a girlfriend and flaunt her all over the place…but it seems weird to get a girlfriend just so that you can make other friends that are girls.  In fact I’m sure that would make it even more difficult with weird jealous issues – plus again just kind of creepy.

    So what say you internet people, any ideas?  Any guidance on this friend issue I’m dealing with?  Would love to hear some suggestions.  And no trolls por favor, I’m serious about this issue.

    Dating Paladin


  • admin 8:10 pm on May 28, 2013 Permalink  

    Cat Skills 101 | Introduction to the Soul of Cats 

    artnsoulofthecatskillsCat Skills 101

    Cats are a very interesting species. The animal can sneak into areas undetected and steal food without being noticed. This stealth like ability makes the animal a top contender in the wild.

    Cats also have the ability to fall on all four of their legs whenever they fall.  This has been the source of the nine lives myth where people have been amazed by the heights that cats drop from.

    Night vision is another attribute that cats are blessed with. As a predator in the night this helps the cats search, find, and capture their prey.  Many times the prey don’t even see the cat coming since their night vision is not as strong as cats.

    Cats are also really resilient and adaptable in their environments. When a cat is introduced to a new place or territory it immediately prowls and analyzes the area to identify how it will protect and survive in it.

    Cat Kryptonite

    Amont the things that are toxic to cats are things like chocolate which causes diarrhea and other gastrointestinal issues. Grapes and Raisins are also damaging to the kidneys of cats. Foods that contain sulfoxides and disulfides also cause issues in cats.  These foods include garlic onions and other ingredients. Mushrooms and other fungi are toxic to cats, especially those found in the backyard. Macadamia nuts should also be kept out of a cats diet to avoid vomiting and muscle spasms.

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